Airhead (noun) — What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.Bar-be-que (noun) — You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, “made the dinner.”
Childbirth (noun) — You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say “focus,...breath...push...”
Clothes dryer (noun) — An appliance designed to eat socks.
Exercise (verb) — To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
Hair Dresser (noun) — Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See “Magician.”
Park (verb/noun) — Before children, a verb meaning, “to go somewhere and neck.” After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.
Waterproof Mascara (noun) — Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.
7 comments:
Nice dictionary
haha!~
Great stuff. The grocery list thing happens to me every weekend. Even when it gets as far as my jeans pocket, it still seems to disappear somehow! LOL
hahaha...ganda naman ng dictionary mo Ummz...hehehe. BTW, thanks sa comment.
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i really enjoyed
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That is hysterical:) Thanks for sharing.
Very funny dictionary :)
In most cases it´s pure reality, lol :)
THis is cute! Indeed women are great.hahahahhahaah! CHeers to us mga Pinay!LOL!
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